Showing posts with label Egypt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Egypt. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 8, 2019

The Great Monotheistic Experiment

Monotheism is a fairly new innovation when it comes to the history of worship.  Yes, Islam has been around for fourteen or fifteen hundred years, Christianity two thousand some and Judaism before that but when you compare them to the Vedic religion which preceded Hinduism and Buddhism, or the religion of the ancient Egyptians, monotheists are still the new kids at school.  And I feel terrible pointing this out, but neither Judaism nor Christianity is actually all that monotheistic. Judaism, as seen through the Hebrew Bible (or the Old Testament for you Christians out there) is much more henotheistic. Yes, modern Judaism is monotheistic, no question, but at its inception it is henotheistic; meaning that they worshiped one god over other gods, but were still aware that other gods (those of their enemies and neighbors) existed. Hence the first commandment saying “no other gods before me.” I liken it to passionate fans of sports teams – they recognize that other teams exist, but their team is the one that really matters.  Christianity, I argue (though often not very convincingly, I admit), is much more polytheistic than your average Christian would admit to. The triune god is the type of thing we see in other cultures (the Celtic goddess Brigid comes to mind) and like it or not, three gods in one is still three gods and three gods means polytheism.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that. On top of that, the Catechismic explanation of Jesus being both 100% god and 100% man sounds very much like the older Hindu concept of avatars. Also, modern Catholicism with its myriad of saints one can call upon in a time of need would sure look a lot like polytheism to Socrates when he stepped out of Bill and Ted’s* phone booth**. 
All that being said, monotheism is really quite rare in the annals of history and theology.  And when it does happen it’s a long process that grows out of a sense of tribalism that holds one group of gods or one particular god above others and the others eventually drop away and become regarded not just as less important gods, but as utterly false gods. At least, that’s usually the way it goes.  In Egypt, monotheism had a very different origin.
We don’t know why it happened but five years into what would turn out to be a seventeen year term as pharaoh, Amenhotep IV changed his name and with it the religion of the land.  He became Akhenaten, the worshiper of Aten, and for the first time in Egypt and quite possibly in the world, the newly named Akhenaten made a monotheistic religion the law of the land.  His singular god was a far cry from the animal-headed humanoid figures of Egypt’s past – Aten is simply a sun disc with rays of sunlight stretching down like so many arms. And if I’m going to take modern Christianity to task for not really being monotheistic it would be hypocritical of me if I didn’t point out that even the intentional, forced monotheism of Akhenaten’s reign was not a perfect, shining example either.  The other gods were seen as mere aspects of Aten, some of the many ways the Sun Disc interacted with the world. Again, this is a bit reminiscent of that most poly of polytheisms: Hinduism. The largest difference being that worshiping the individual aspects (the other gods) was expressly forbidden under Akhenaten whereas in Hinduism acknowledging the avatars or other aspects of the gods is perfectly acceptable. Also, Akhenaten knew better than to ruin a good thing and he kept a pseudo-divinity for himself and his beloved wife Nefertiti.  
The interesting thing about Akhenaten’s foray into semi-monotheism is just how miserably it went over with the masses. Which can’t be too terribly surprising.  I suspect that if a modern political or religious leader announced that the god or gods people had been worshiping were now illegal and everyone, under penalty of law, must now worship the one and only god (who happens to be a sphere of light named Hank) people would be a bit perturbed. If Akhenaten had Machiavelli as an adviser he surely would have advised against such a move. He eventually had temples to other gods shut down or defaced and created an atmosphere of fear and paranoia in Egypt that would make Big Brother jealous.  Certainly many Egyptians still believed in the old gods (Amun-Ra being the supreme one, but not the only one) but open worship of them was scarce and very dangerous.   
While many a clandestine prayer or sacrifice may have been made in the hopes that Akhenaten would make the journey to sit before Anubis and have his heart weighed against the feather of maat, it appears that neither god nor man was responsible for the death of the unpopular king. In all likelihood it was his ancestors who ultimately did Akhenaten in. As was the case with many Egyptian rulers before and after him, his gene pool was little more than a polluted puddle of incestuous sludge, leaving the ruler subject to an array of birth defects, genetic disorders, and a weakened immune system.  Ironically, the semi-divine royalty were often much weaker, more sickly, and more prone to below average lifespans than were the common rabble for whom incest was appropriately avoided. We don’t know definitively what killed Akhenaten but it is much more likely to have been poor genes than an assassin’s blade. 
After Akhenaten’s death things get a little foggy.  It seems that there was a female ruler after him, possibly his sister/royal wife and co-pharaoh Nefertiti, but the records are sparse – which is by no means an accident.  After the time of Akhenaten and Atenism there was a very intentional purging of any and all record of the forced and failed attempt at monotheism. Even Akhenaten’s son fell victim to much of this purging. Tutankhaten became pharaoh when just a boy and the real powers behind the throne (vizier Ay and Horemheb, both of which later ruled as pharaohs) brought back the old gods and even changed the boy king’s name to reflect the return to the old ways. He became known as Tutankhamun. It’s strange to think that the best known pharaoh in modern times, King Tut, would have been wiped from the history books altogether if the Egyptians of his time had their way. Both his modern popularity and his historic obscurity are in large part due to the radical religious changes forced upon the people of Egypt by his father, Akhenaten.  King Tut and the wealth of information gleaned from his tomb may be the most important legacy of Akhenaten’s experiment in monotheism – unless of course, Sigmund Freud was right.
Freud believed that the worship of Aten lead directly to the rise of the most successful monotheistic culture in history: Judaism.  According to Freud, Moses was an Atenist priest who, when he lead the Jews out of captivity in Egypt carried with him the belief in a single god, giving rise to Judaism and in turn Christianity and Islam.  Freud was well known for his appreciation of mythology, bringing characters like Oedipus and Narcissus into the realm of psychoanalysis, but his theories here are problematic. Much of Freud’s work in psychoanalysis is largely discounted now and that’s the field that he actually created – his work on religion holds even less water.  One glaring issue with the ‘Atenism as a direct ancestor to Judaism’ theory is that there is not a jot of historic evidence for the Biblical tale of the enslavement in or exodus from Egypt. Yes, Semitic people interacted with the Egyptians so there’s room for an argument based on cultural transfer of ideas, but bringing the legendary (if not entirely mythic) figure of Moses into the tale doesn’t bolster its credibility. 
Admittedly, there is something delightful about the idea of such a failed Egyptian experiment spawning three of the most successful and influential religions in the world but we are a bit light on evidence to draw such a conclusion. What we can conclude is that monotheism is both rare and unlikely to succeed when it is forced, rather than an organic development over many, many years. 


*Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure is a film responsible for giving us Keanu Reeves and making my peers feel bad when millennials refer to it as “old.”
**A phone booth is an antiquated device made popular in the 20th century.  In exchange for inserting metallic moneys (or ‘coins’) into it one could be used to contact your mother when you needed to be picked up from the mall***.

***The mall is Amazon.com that you have to wear pants to.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Top 5 Deities to Believe In


It’s easy to not believe in a monotheistic god. Monotheistic gods, I argue, are pretty unappealing. Not only are they often stern, authoritarian, vengeful pricks, but they are (let’s be honest) pretty boring. It’s not their fault, of course, it is more or less a requirement of the job. If you’re the god of everything there isn’t much room for specialization or even characterization. I’m quite content accepting the idea that those divine solo-acts aren’t real and am genuinely thankful that they aren’t. While I don’t believe in the gods of polytheistic religions either, there are some deities that, I admit, would be nice to have around from time to time.

In an effort to capture the zeitgeist of our time, here is one of those “listicles” millennials are so fond of. Here are five deities that I might choose if I was forced to believe in a deity. If you want to pick your own favorite deities, I highly recommend you pick up a copy of my forthcoming book Myth Education which will be available September, 2017 and features nearly one hundred gods, goddesses, and other supernatural creatures for you to choose from.  

5. Oshun

Oshun, the Yoruban goddess (orisha is the more accurate term but why quibble?), is pretty great. Throughout the mythologies of the world it is not uncommon to find the figure of the first woman who, through her greed, ignorance, or impetuousness, brings everything bad into the world. From Eve to Pandora, women are blamed for inflicting mankind with sin, disease, the Star Wars prequels, Donald Trump, and everything else that is evil and wrong in the world. Oshun, however, flips the script. Oshun, the lone representative of womankind, is sent from Heaven with sixteen men to finish off the creation process here on Earth. Surprising to no women at all, the men refuse to listen to any of Oshun’s input. So Oshun proves just how important women are by creating a group of super-powered women who prevent the men from accomplishing anything until they agree to work alongside, rather than against the women. She’s the creator of civil disobedience, peaceful protests, and the goddess of fertility, love, and not taking any crap from men. Oshun is the kind of deity I’d be happy to bend the knee for, if only she existed.  

4. Loki

Several of the deities on this list are there because they are inspirational or aspirational figures. They are deities who represent the better angels of our nature and send positive messages of community and compassion. Loki is not that type of figure. Loki is just entertaining. The Norse Loki may not be as handsome as the sexy, sexy Tom Hiddleston, but he’s even more fun to watch. He dissembles better than Richard III, and spins tales more proficiently than Rumpelstiltskin spins straw into gold. Sure he causes all kinds of trouble, but more often than not, Loki is the sole victim of his own tricks: he gets his lips sewn shut and his testicles tortured, he gets impregnated by a horse, and even designs the very net that is used to capture him. He constantly traverses boundaries both literal and metaphorical. To be clear, I’m not suggesting that we start worshipping Loki, or even that his type of behavior should be emulated or praised.  All I’m saying is: if there had to be a god, wouldn’t it be nice to have a dynamic, charismatic, and amusing one?

3. Bes

The Egyptian pantheon is filled with colorful and unusual looking figures. There are deities with cat heads, dog heads, falcon heads, cow heads, ibis heads, crocodile heads, snake heads, frog heads, lion heads, beetles for heads, and whatever the hell Seth’s head is supposed to be, as well as gods with blue, green, or black skin and women with wings, horns, and/or furniture on their heads. Amongst the entire menagerie, however, Bes still stands out. Rather than being tall and lean like most Egyptian gods, Bes is short and squat. He has big, round ears, a beard reminiscent of a lion’s mane, and is most often depicted with his cartoonishly large tongue sticking out of his up-turned mouth. In short (pardon the pun): Bes is adorable. It isn’t (just) his physical appearance that earns him a spot on the list of gods I’d like to believe in. As cuddly as he appears, his function is even more endearing. Bes is the stalwart protector of some of the most vulnerable members of society: children. Even before birth Bes is there to help women through pregnancy and the historically dangerous process of childbirth. Once the mini-humans have safely squirmed into the world, Bes keeps them safe from various dangers, both external (such as disease and hungry, hungry hippos) and internal (like nightmares). But wait! It gets better: Bes keeps all those nasty gremlins at bay by sticking out his tongue at them and doing a silly dance. Not only does he keep children safe, he does it in a kid-friendly manner. What, I ask you, could be more adorable than a baby-protecting dwarf doing a jig to scare away monsters?

2. Tlazolteotl

The Aztec goddess Tlazolteotl makes this list for purely utilitarian reasons. I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but human beings have made a bit of a mess of this planet. Both literally and figuratively, there is a lot of shit that we’ve dumped onto the pale blue dot which has been nice enough to provide us with residence. Tlazolteotl is just the goddess we need to clean it all up. No, she’s not some benevolent earth goddess who can magically reverse climate change like that thing from Moana; Tlazolteotl is a filth-eater. Rather than passing judgement or forcing you to say x number of “Hail Mary”s, she is happy to hear your confessions and chowing down on your shame and guilt is all the payment she requires. She’ll gladly lap up your dirty secrets like a divine version of Robert Mueller, but she also eats literal dirt. Just imagine if we had a goddess around to eat our garbage, pollutants, and piles of poo. We could continue to destroy the Earth with total abandon, and no regard for consequences and it’d only make the deity happier! No special sacrifices needed, no paying lip-service to being “stewards of the Earth”, we can just keep doing all the horribly shit we’re already doing and it’d be nothing more than feast for Tlazolteotl. Why clean up our act when Tlazolteotl can do it for us?

1. Kuan Yin

Ok, this is a bit of a cheat. Kuan Yin is not a god. Kuan Yin is, rather, a bodhisattva. Bodhisattvas are Buddhist figures who have attained enlightenment, but rather than taking on full buddhahood and leaving the world behind, bodhisattvas stick around to help bring others to enlightenment. Bodhisattvas are not deities, but are godlike enough to be included here. Especially because Kuan Yin is awesome. In all stripes of Buddhism, including the decidedly non-theistic forms, Kuan Yin is one of the most important and recognizable figures.  Also called Avalokiteshvara, Kwannon, and various other names (depending on language or culture of origin), Kuan Yin is always regarded as “The One Who Hears the Cries of the World.” While even Kuan Yin’s sex is inconsistent (because mercy knows no particular sex or gender expression), they are always a figure of deep mercy and compassion. Often depicted with dozens of arms, Kuan Yin is there to help those in need in any manner they require. If you’re hungry she offers food, if cold he offers shelter, if you’re stranded somewhere and your cell phone is below 15% she’ll show up with a charger cord, or if you just need a hug he always has an extra couple of arms to help you out. Given the state of the world (war, starvation, oppression, abuse, Trump) it would be wonderful to have an all-merciful, all-loving pseudo-deity like Kuan Yin around.

Since, I argue, none of these figures actually exists we don’t get the benefit of their divine aid. Which, frankly, sucks because it would be great to have a god or gods who cleaned up after us, looked after those in need, stood up for equality, mercy, and compassion, and kept us entertained. Without godly guides to save us, what are we humans to do? Maybe (and I’m just spitballing here) we could learn to rely on and be reliable to each other, and together we can be the arms of Kuan Yin and we can do the heavy-lifting required to clean up the messes we’ve made. Myths can provide us with some great lessons, even without believing in the existence of these or any gods. Those things that are good and admirable about these figures should be emulated to the best of one’s abilities. We don’t need these deities to be real to use them as powerful symbols. Stand up for what’s right like Oshun, break boundaries like Loki, protect like Bes, clean up your shit like Tlazolteotl, and show the compassion of Kuan Yin.  

That being said, do not emulate Tlazolteotl too literally -- eating poop is really never a good idea.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Myth Education Coming Soon!

My first book Myth Education: A Guide to Gods, Goddesses, and Other Supernatural Beings will be heading to a bookstore near you (digitally if not geographically) September, 2017.

Myth Education is unlike any other mythology book you're likely to find. Not only does it cover dozens of figures from a variety of cultures, but also features over 100 pieces of original art created by an array of artists. It's worth getting for the art alone, but if you're so inclined you can also read the words which offer a modern analysis of some of the greatest and weirdest figures of world mythology.

I'll be posting some previews of the book in the lead up to it's release, but first, to whet the appetite, here is a complete list of the cultures and characters included in Myth Education.

Chapter 1 -- Egyptian Mythology: Maat, Ra, Osiris, Isis, Seth, Horus, Anubis, Sekhmet, Hathor, Thoth, Bastet, Bes, and Khepri

Chapter 2 -- Mesopotamian Mythology: Ea, Marduk, Ishtar, Ereshkigal, and Gilgamesh

Chapter 3 -- Chinese Mythology: Pangu, Nu Gua, Fu Xi, Yu, Jade Emperor, Xiwangmu, Yi, Zao Jun, Lei Gong, Dien Mu, Xingtian, Gonggong, Kuan Yin, and Monkey

Chapter 4 -- Japanese Mythology: Izanagi, Izanami, Amaterasu, Tsukiyomi, Susanoo, Hachiman, Raiden, the Shichi Fukujin, Fudo Myo-o, Kishimojin, Tsukumogami, Kappa, Tengu, Kitsune, and Tanuki

Chapter 5 -- Celtic Mythology: Tuan Mac Starn, Fomorians, Tuatha da Danann, Lugh, The Morrigan, The Dagda, Cu Chulainn, Finn McCool, and Brigid

Chapter 6 -- Norse Mythology: Yggdrasil, Aesir, Vanir, Odin, Thor, Loki, the Children of Loki, Freyja, Freyr, Heimdall, Tyr, Sif, Valkyries, Jotun, Balder, and Ragnarok

Chapter 7 -- Indigenous American Mythology: Hero Twins, Quetzalcoatl, Tezcatlipoca, Coatlicue, Huitzilopochtli, Xipe Totec, Tlazolteotl, Sedna, Coyote, White Buffalo Calf Woman, Blue Jay, and Windigo

Chapter 8 -- African Mythology: Mawu, Cagn, Waka, Itherther, Heitsi-eibib, Hai-uri, Eshu, Oya, Oshun, Mami Wata, Hlakanyana, Mbaba Mwana Waresa, Mwindo, and Anansi

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Egyptian Birds of Prey

For those of you who have long been wondering if, in fact, the Ancient Egyptians bred birds of prey, we may be getting close to an answer. New Evidence Shows Ancient Egyptians May have Bred Birds of Prey

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Egypt

If you're interested in the history of the exploration of Egypt there's an excellent mini-series from the BBC available on Netflix Streaming.

It's called simply: Egypt

The first two episodes are about Champollion and his truly remarkable work on translating the Rosetta Stone.

The next two episodes cover Belzoni, the sideshow strong man turned archeologist, who discovered some of the most important sites in Egypt.  Belzoni was significant not only for what he found, but also for the fact that unlike so many others at the time, he was interested in preserving and studying rather than looting.

And last but not least, episodes 5 and 6 cover Howard Carter and the discovery of King Tut's tomb.

The series is really well produced, it is a beautiful blend of drama and documentary.  Unlike many re-enactments, the dramatic scenes are compelling with some top-notch performances.  If nothing else: it's beautiful to look at.

It makes a great companion piece to the King Tut exhibit currently at the Grand Rapids Public Museum, too.  Go see that too.